A: Well, it’s very nice to meet you, Ms Juniper. B: Thank you, Mr Vila. Likewise! A: Oh, please call me Bob. B: Thank you, Bob. Please call me Jane. A: I will, Jane! As often as I can! B: Ha, ha! Well, I’m afraid that Mr Masher is going to be tied up in … Continue reading Workplace Dialogue Number 42-A3
Tag: Nonsense
Announcement
From this time forward, I am to be referred to solely by my stage name: Swagger Glitterteats. Thank you very much for your consideration in this matter. Sincerely,Swagger Glitterteats
Womambling
Okay, so mansplaining is a thing now. I can accept this. It’s a valid thing. I used to do it a lot. Now I try not to do it, probably still do, and get annoyed when other men do it. We used to just call it “full of shit” and “talking out of your ass,” … Continue reading Womambling
Internet Quiz
Hey guys! I've been seeing these numbered quizzes floating around online for a while where people reblog and answer some of them, or ask the poster to answer certain numbers, or some shit. So, I thought I'd write one of my own to fit in with what the youngsters are doing with themselves these days. … Continue reading Internet Quiz
Paris
They called her, The Crimson Poonani. Me: Grande Poubelle. Together we saved Paris. Or, rather, the part of it that mattered. It's dead now anyway, killed by its own excesses. Much like our love.
Muse Vassal 