Womambling

Okay, so mansplaining is a thing now.

I can accept this. It’s a valid thing. I used to do it a lot. Now I try not to do it, probably still do, and get annoyed when other men do it. We used to just call it “full of shit” and “talking out of your ass,” but I understand that every generation needs its own nomenclature.

That said, I want to get into the gender war here and coin a bullshit compound word of my own.

Womambling.

This is the process in which a woman starts talking about some random thing that’s on her mind, and then, like an old horse that’s wandered free from its paddock, she just doesn’t stop. She keeps talking and talking without a point or a destination, ambling along like that old horse, enjoying the scenery.

Harmless really, but definitely a thing.

Womambling.