Assuming you’re hot, if you don’t post a picture of yourself doing yoga in an idyllic location every now and again, how are people going to know how deeply fulfilled you are as a human being? They won’t know! And that would be deeply unfulfilling. Inner peace and fulfillment just isn’t the same without an … Continue reading Hot Yoga
Author: musevassal
Law of Attraction
“You can do or be anything you want so long as you want it enough and work hard enough.” This is a nice thought. Unfortunately, it is total bullshit. Quadriplegics do not get to be firefighters. Stupid people do not get to be brain surgeons. These are facts of life. You may be thinking, “duh, … Continue reading Law of Attraction
I'm sure it's no picnic being blind, but at least you must be able to save a lot of money on prostitutes! Just get an ugly one; it's not like you'll notice the difference. The ugly ones usually have a stronger work ethic, too. Win, win! -Balls Malone
Movie!
Movie, movie, movie, movie. Bad movie! Bad example movie! Controversy! Movie, movie, movie, movie, movie. Oscars! Movie! Movie, movie, movie, movie, movie, movie, movie! Snub! Racism! Movie, movie, movie, movie. Red carpet! Gown! Fashion! Want! Movie, movie, movie, movie, movie, movie, movie, movie, movie, movie.
Ikea Ball Pit
Like so many, when I was a kid I really, really loved the ball room at Ikea. It was a special, magical world; so tactile, lurid, and fuckin fun! I believe I was four years old the last time I went into one. It was a formative experience for me. Now, the time before my … Continue reading Ikea Ball Pit
With cats being so persnickety about everything, why can't they put their goddamned hairballs in their litterbox like everything else? #morningpresent
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Dislocated
I've never fit. I never had a sense that I was going to be anything other than wasted potential in the eyes of anyone that matters in this world. That I would ever have a chance to become anything. That there would ever be a place for me. It was always made abundantly clear to … Continue reading Dislocated
Sun Kitties
Most people would think that shitting yourself while getting a blowjob on an expensive sofa is a bad thing. But, depending on whose wife and sofa it is, it can really be the icing on the cake. -Balls Malone
Muse Vassal 