To start with, let's get one thing straight here: capitalism isn't bad. Basic capitalism isn't the problem. People selling their goods and services for money that they can buy goods and services with is a fine way to function. There's nothing wrong with this. It's the parasitic class of corporate capitalists that are the problem. … Continue reading Corporate Capitalism Fucks the Gizmal
Author: musevassal
Scavengers
It's the outrage scavenger hunt! Hooray! It's time to get offended! Time to get outraged! What fun! What's this? Is that a white woman wearing a kimono? Appropriation! Let's all pile on and ruin her life! It's time to make a difference. Did someone ignorant share an extreme opinion you don't like? We can't just … Continue reading Scavengers
Japanese Commuter Diaries
INTRO HERE On the train. Today I decide to change it up: sit in a seat other than my normal one. I can choose because I always arrive early enough to get the seat I want. My normal seat is usually in the last booth on the train (my commuter train has two cars, generally), … Continue reading Japanese Commuter Diaries
Japanese Commuter Diaries
INTRO HERE On the train. In the daytime, the outside world offers itself as entertainment. Always something new to be seen. Some subtle thing about a place that I missed before. This is my morning leg. But what of the night? In the dark, the outside view is gone: obliterated by the bright light in … Continue reading Japanese Commuter Diaries
Mental Hygiene: The Stop Sign
In order to heal and to improve ourselves it is critical to manage our thoughts. Not control; manage. Start by paying attention to your inner monologue. What kinds of things do you fill your void up with? Are these things you would enjoy hearing from loved ones? If not, you need to work on what … Continue reading Mental Hygiene: The Stop Sign
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Japanese Commuter Diaries
Intro here. On the train. Between my terminal stations, there are multiple stops on my train ride. The “rapid” version has about five stops. The regular, more. Three of the stops are fairly big country stations. Two are for towns. The other is for an onsen resort village. Onsen are Japanese hot spring spas. Basically … Continue reading Japanese Commuter Diaries
The Judged
You can judge me all you want. That's fine. But it doesn't stop me from understanding you. I think I am a troublesome rascal for you, and this is why you pester me so. You have constructed your notions of the world through the prisms of your philosophy, requiring everything be made to fit into … Continue reading The Judged
Account Verification
We here at GloboFruit know that you are eager to start using your EarToons account. To activate your account please drop your pants, bend over, and present your anus to your device's camera for identification purposes. … We are sorry, the picture you took was unclear. Please be sure to spread your ass cheeks so … Continue reading Account Verification
Road Trip
by Balls Malone After about an hour of driving she had one of her episodes where she compulsively needed semen. Happy to oblige, I pulled over and she blew me. For all her enthusiasm, she was never very good at head. It was like she was attacking it; little animalistic grunts with manic, jerky motions. … Continue reading Road Trip