Bob’s not just an executive vice-president. He’s an industrial-strength PowerDouche, Executive Class, guaranteed to extract profit from wherever it is put! Thanks to Bob, his company’s shareholders have seen their dividends grow and grow!

(WARNING: PowerDouche models may cause widespread societal collapse.)

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