Okay, what is the deal with massage parlor/rub and tug videos in the porn these days? This is both interesting and depressing to me. I’m all for the gonzo thing, since the pretense and pretension of harnessing porno with a plot always bothered me. But now we’ve got people fantasizing for sexy prostitution? Really? There’s a market for this?
Back in the day it was delivery men and other blue collar schmoes getting blown on the job. (“Oh, wow! I just love a man that knows how to work a tool.”) Dumb as hell, but I get what they’re going for. Then there was all the fake casting couch and random pickup stuff. Okay, it’s icky, but I get that too. Many guys like to see pretty women they can never hope to get themselves treating themselves like whores and being fucked over while being fucked.
However, fantasizing about real prostitution boggles the mind. This means we either have guys who want to go and pay for a happy ending and don’t have the balls to do it, or others who do so but find the whole experience too unsexy and depressing.
Of course, it also reveals just how pathetic some people are. These guys are so lame that they can’t even imagine themselves getting it on with a beautiful woman without paying her to do it. Well done, lads. Well done.
I suppose none of this should be a shocking revelation to anyone who’s visited a high volume retail outlet in the last decade. But still.
It’s fantasy, doods! You can have anything you want, and you’re beating off to thoughts of a massage parlor? You can have celebrity slave harems; your boss’ wife and daughter with your boss in a ball gag watching; Queen Elizabeth sucking Betty White’s pussy juice off your cock; and whatever else your demented and fevered mind can come up with. And you’re choosing to fantasize about paying a sex-trade worker to handle your junk?
Ah yes, but the fantasy is that she’s a knockout who doesn’t hate doing it. There’s the rub, so to speak.