(Alternative Title: If I Treated My Semen Like Some Women Do Their Menses)
my seed is the fecund stuff of humanity
from such, all are born
my jizz is acorn filled bounty
to be ploughed into fertile earth
I am host to a divine host
squiggly wriggly miracles
each carrying my ancestors entire
I squirt the universe out of my dick
or, wait…
like menses
there’s nothing mystical going on
it’s all fucking biology