In the future when the Earth is a toxic wasteland and the descendants of the 1% live in space, toilets are a thing of the past. The Gentle Shitsucker line of robots cleanse and pleasure as they dispose of human waste. With a wide variety of RealFlesh orifice attachments, they can be tailored to suit everyone’s needs and whims.
This attention to service goes beyond the mere physical. With advances in artificial intelligence software, personalities can be uploaded so that one can rest easy knowing that their personal service robots truly hate everything they are made to do. For so many, the experience is simply not the same without knowing that something weak and vulnerable has been debased and violated. That has been a hard itch to scratch since the 99% were left to die.
Of course, nothing can replace the real stench of human degradation that the survivors’ ancestors could indulge in so readily. But until humans are able to redevelop social strata, the comforts that the Gentle Shitsucker line of robots provide will just have to do.
Survival does come with its costs.
Muse Vassal 