Say! Those are some swell tattoos. So, you're a pirate, huh? Cut your teeth sailing the high seas, raping your way across the Caribbean in search of Spanish gold? No. Have you even been on a sailing vessel? Again with the no. Then I suppose it could be said that all your tattoos of pirate … Continue reading A Pirate are Ye?
by Balls Malone If I was a pirate captain in the days of yore, I would name my ship “Forcible Sodomy.” However, I'd only sodomize the captives that looked disappointed when I told them the name is strictly metaphorical. And even then I'd be gentle and use lots and lots of whatever was the best … Continue reading I’ll Give Em a Jolly Rodger