American Party

Being a citizen of a client nation of the American empire has always required a certain level of cognitive dissonance and culpability. How do we balance what is marvelous about America with what is evil? It’s like America is throwing a fantastic barbecue party. There are clowns and a bouncy castle for the kids. There’s … Continue reading American Party

Morning Chaos

Going to take that first piss in the morning, brain still foggy with dreams. One of life's simple pleasures. Suddenly, my pee stream bisects; both streams are perfectly missing the toilet. Crisis! Must immediately decide whether to continue pissing on the floor with both streams, or to get one in the toilet, sending the other … Continue reading Morning Chaos