At the first drinking party I went to in high school, everyone was going on about how great the last party was because some chick blew some guy, threw up all over herself, passed out in a bathtub, and then shit her pants. “And you know what? She's coming to the party later! Her brother … Continue reading Party Time With the Cool Kids
Alcohol isn't a social lubricant; drunks just think it is. Then they give non-drinkers the conversational equivalent of a spit-lubed ass fuck.