Passive Aggression is Underrated

Communication is in trouble these days in the Anglo world. Public discourse is a sewer. The problem is that confrontational people (assholes) want confrontation. They crave it like a drug. So how to fight these toilet people who flush their shit into our life, without giving them precisely what they want? With passive aggression, that's … Continue reading Passive Aggression is Underrated →

A Good Year

When people talk about enjoying a nice cold beer or a glass of wine with dinner, I really have no fucking clue what the hell they're talking about. Being sober, what I really miss about alcohol is getting so shitfaced that I come to the next day wedged under my sofa with a bunch of … Continue reading A Good Year →

“White Men Built This Country!”

Well, not literally for the most part, but I take your point. They were the psychotic captains of industry who made it all happen. But, so what? Yeah, you’re a white man, but what the fuck do your ancestors’ achievements have to do with you? What the fuck have you built? (Besides an AR15 and … Continue reading “White Men Built This Country!” →

My New Spirit Anus

by Balls Malone While inspecting high definition photos of gorgeous, dead-eyed, Slavic women showing off their shaved anuses (it's so hard not to when online these days, isn't it?), I had a kind of out-of-body experience where it felt like I became this woman's anus in an emotional sense. My soul was now her anus … Continue reading My New Spirit Anus →