how to die With a beautiful woman in a luxury high-rise hotel room overlooking a metropolis. She gets me high. Bathes me. Pleasures me until there’s nothing left to be done. When we’re finished, when I can’t manage another act, and I’m lying inside her in a fog of post-coital delirium, she cuts my throat … Continue reading mantis
Listening For Our Voice
When thinking of our personal growth, it is important to realize that no one ever really changes who they are. At best, we simply learn to mitigate our extremes and soften the rougher edges. If anything, as we age and learn more about ourselves, by concentrating on healing and living a life that is right … Continue reading Listening For Our Voice
Viral
Just twenty years have totally changed the implication of the sentence: "My anus went viral." Which implication is worse, the old or the new, is hard to say. I suppose it depends on what virus your asshole has sprouted, in the one case, and whether you're some kind of anal exhibiting sex professional in the … Continue reading Viral
turbofuckery
lube the flange and oscillate the spigot slide the piston deep into that cylinder workin it right in there grindin on the sweet spot work it good work that fuck hole with the fuck stick important work here makin these turbofucks down at the fuck factory gettin fucked the whole time by the man fuck
Guilt Free Diamonds At Last!
We here at Congo Genocide Diamond Company know that it is important for you to pretend that ethics and morality matter, so we are proud to announce that we are now selling Blood Free Diamonds.™ Our Blood Free Diamonds™ are guaranteed conflict free and are available in most shops right next to our fine assortment … Continue reading Guilt Free Diamonds At Last!
Reading List
I normally shy away from recommendations, since I feel I have no right to tell anyone what to do with themselves, even to the extent of how to entertain and/or enrich themselves. But since I'm generally so liberal with my notions of what sucks, I thought I should expend a little more effort in rendering … Continue reading Reading List
Merry Whazzit
Olde time Yuletide days of yore ride up in me pantaloons! bung up me fundament! Oh pour me some gravy and I’ll throttle me colon with turkey.
Turd Tornado
This morning, in her truncated press scolding, Sarah Huckabee Sanders read the following statement: "I can assure the American people that, fake news to the contrary, there are no velociraptors roaming free within the halls of the White House or the Capitol. "I might add, that even if there were such dinosaurs roaming free and … Continue reading Turd Tornado
Band Name
Now, "Manic Street Preachers" is an awesome band name, don’t get me wrong. But the first time I heard the band on the radio, I misheard the name and spent a couple of days thinking it was, “Manic Tree Creatures.” I’ve never been entirely able to shake the disappointment that it isn’t their actual name. … Continue reading Band Name
Muse Vassal 