lube the flange and oscillate the spigot slide the piston deep into that cylinder workin it right in there grindin on the sweet spot work it good work that fuck hole with the fuck stick important work here makin these turbofucks down at the fuck factory gettin fucked the whole time by the man fuck
Guilt Free Diamonds At Last!
We here at Congo Genocide Diamond Company know that it is important for you to pretend that ethics and morality matter, so we are proud to announce that we are now selling Blood Free Diamonds.™ Our Blood Free Diamonds™ are guaranteed conflict free and are available in most shops right next to our fine assortment … Continue reading Guilt Free Diamonds At Last!
Reading List
I normally shy away from recommendations, since I feel I have no right to tell anyone what to do with themselves, even to the extent of how to entertain and/or enrich themselves. But since I'm generally so liberal with my notions of what sucks, I thought I should expend a little more effort in rendering … Continue reading Reading List
Merry Whazzit
Olde time Yuletide days of yore ride up in me pantaloons! bung up me fundament! Oh pour me some gravy and I’ll throttle me colon with turkey.
Turd Tornado
This morning, in her truncated press scolding, Sarah Huckabee Sanders read the following statement: "I can assure the American people that, fake news to the contrary, there are no velociraptors roaming free within the halls of the White House or the Capitol. "I might add, that even if there were such dinosaurs roaming free and … Continue reading Turd Tornado
Band Name
Now, "Manic Street Preachers" is an awesome band name, don’t get me wrong. But the first time I heard the band on the radio, I misheard the name and spent a couple of days thinking it was, “Manic Tree Creatures.” I’ve never been entirely able to shake the disappointment that it isn’t their actual name. … Continue reading Band Name
internet love story
Paris
They called her, The Crimson Poonani. Me: Grande Poubelle. Together we saved Paris. Or, rather, the part of it that mattered. It's dead now anyway, killed by its own excesses. Much like our love.
On Work
Okay, kids! Let's talk about work. Many people have already told you that you can do anything you set your mind to so long as you work hard at it. While this is completely untrue, it is important for you to believe it. However, when bandying this platitude about, what most people don't tend to … Continue reading On Work
Puffy Reenactment
I like how historical military reenactors are completely obsessive about getting every detail of their kit right but then don't bother to lose weight. I'm sure there were a couple of portly Confederate soldiers in the American Civil War, but modern reenactments looks like they're put together by a balloon animal artist.
Muse Vassal 