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Ikea Ball Pit
Like so many, when I was a kid I really, really loved the ball room at Ikea. It was a special, magical world; so tactile, lurid, and fuckin fun! I believe I was four years old the last time I went into one. It was a formative experience for me. Now, the time before my … Continue reading Ikea Ball Pit
With cats being so persnickety about everything, why can't they put their goddamned hairballs in their litterbox like everything else? #morningpresent
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Dislocated
I've never fit. I never had a sense that I was going to be anything other than wasted potential in the eyes of anyone that matters in this world. That I would ever have a chance to become anything. That there would ever be a place for me. It was always made abundantly clear to … Continue reading Dislocated
Sun Kitties
Most people would think that shitting yourself while getting a blowjob on an expensive sofa is a bad thing. But, depending on whose wife and sofa it is, it can really be the icing on the cake. -Balls Malone
mantis
how to die With a beautiful woman in a luxury high-rise hotel room overlooking a metropolis. She gets me high. Bathes me. Pleasures me until there’s nothing left to be done. When we’re finished, when I can’t manage another act, and I’m lying inside her in a fog of post-coital delirium, she cuts my throat … Continue reading mantis
Listening For Our Voice
When thinking of our personal growth, it is important to realize that no one ever really changes who they are. At best, we simply learn to mitigate our extremes and soften the rougher edges. If anything, as we age and learn more about ourselves, by concentrating on healing and living a life that is right … Continue reading Listening For Our Voice
Viral
Just twenty years have totally changed the implication of the sentence: "My anus went viral." Which implication is worse, the old or the new, is hard to say. I suppose it depends on what virus your asshole has sprouted, in the one case, and whether you're some kind of anal exhibiting sex professional in the … Continue reading Viral
Muse Vassal 