Ted & Heidi: Conservative Love

Under the hot gaze of unblinking, glass eyes, Heidi extends her tongue and gently takes her husband's load. The camera operators may smirk, but they serve their lenses; the conduit to the masses. The masses: the collective third party in this intimate act. Ultimate threesome.Heidi feels the countless eyes upon her; millions of fingertips upon … Continue reading Ted & Heidi: Conservative Love →

Cereal Seconds

You know when you have some cereal and leave the bowl and spoon in the sink without rinsing them off? Then, later on you decide to have a second bowl and you don't want to go through more dishes, so you just rinse the bowl and spoon off quickly. But there's that ring of hardened … Continue reading Cereal Seconds →

A PSA For the Youngsters

So, a while back there was some kind of “scandal” in which a starlet’s racy nudes got hacked off her phone and released to the general public. The particulars of this do not matter, but in defence of herself, the actress said something that I felt the need to respond to. Such is my process.To … Continue reading A PSA For the Youngsters →

An Appeal For Reason From the Unreasonable

“The divisiveness of our modern society is tearing us apart! Conservative versus liberal; anti-vaccine versus pro-vaccine; lovers of freedom, like me, versus the woke gestapo of the cancel culture. This polarization is ruining marriages and destroying families!”Well, sir, I can agree with much of what you say. However, I do find your turn to this … Continue reading An Appeal For Reason From the Unreasonable →

Memories

Working in a 24 hour gas station/automotive shop in a meth/crack neighborhood of a big, stabby, Albertan city taught me many things. Street smarts, how to stand up to bullies, and sketchy-as-fuck junkie management. All very useful skills. Mostly it taught me that all those stories in Penthouse Letters are very possibly true. All very … Continue reading Memories →

Fantasy Hookers

Okay, what is the deal with massage parlor/rub and tug videos in the porn these days? This is both interesting and depressing to me. I'm all for the gonzo thing, since the pretense and pretension of harnessing porno with a plot always bothered me. But now we've got people fantasizing for sexy prostitution? Really? There's … Continue reading Fantasy Hookers →

Germans

My mom is German. She was born in Germany and then my grandparents immigrated to Canada in the fifties with three kids (would have two more in Canada). When my mom was a teenager, my grandfather would force the family to watch Monty Python’s Flying Circus with him. But it wasn’t because he enjoyed it, … Continue reading Germans →

The American Apocalypse and You

I can't help but be amused when I see Americans describing the doomsday scenarios they see coming coming down the pike at them. Basically, so many of them just describe conditions that many people around the world are already living in.“The stores will be empty, the power will go out, and there won't be any … Continue reading The American Apocalypse and You →

Goaded by Youngster

I just had an exchange that got my dander up and have decided to deal with it here. Consider me goaded.Someone I follow posted a screenshot of some teenage drama they are engaging in. In it, she and her friend were trashing someone they're beefing with. The poster added a note to the picture in … Continue reading Goaded by Youngster →