I was watching NHK World News a while back and came across a pretty sweet nugget. NHK is basically Japan's CBC, but with the suck turned way down. Their World News cable network is pretty good. They run through the same stories for ten or fifteen minutes on the hour, with full news broadcasts at … Continue reading Fleecing Weeaboos: The New Art of the Samurai
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Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Christ’s Nadir on the Cross
So, Jesus was all like, "Oh my God! Why you doing me dirty like this?" And God was all like, "Whatever." read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Noah's Ark Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Abraham & Isaac
Covid Work Diaries
So I'm having a zoom English lesson today. Me in a room by myself at a laptop. Somewhere around eight or nine kids, between the ages of two and seven, in three separate households are participating in this thing. Forty minutes, I have to fill. So this is my life now. Okay. Let's get it … Continue reading Covid Work Diaries
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Abraham & Isaac
read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Noah's Ark Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Christ's Nadir on the Cross So one day God creeps up on Abraham and is all like, “Yo, slut! Here I am! Guess what, bitch?” And Abraham was straight freaking, but he was still all like, “I don't know, … Continue reading Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Abraham & Isaac
Boy, the so-called first world certainly doesn't seem to be capable of coping with the fairly routine reality of "sometimes shit goes wrong and people die" that the rest of the world live on a daily basis. Just saying.
Career
When people tell you that you should turn what you love into your job, I would be really careful about following that advice. I'm not saying don't do it. I'm saying to have a look at the practicalities and make an informed decision. If you love fine art and painting, this does not mean you … Continue reading Career
Temporal Onanism
It is depressing to me that I have yet to be visited and given a blowjob by my future self. This means one of two things: either time travel does not get invented in my lifetime, or future me is a selfish asshole. The act of giving oral sex is very much like other gift … Continue reading Temporal Onanism
Asshole
When you find yourself saying that people need to get a sense of humor, or are too easily offended these days, you are probably an asshole. This doesn’t mean you’re wrong: they probably are easily offended and do need to get a sense of humor. And you’re an asshole. These are not mutually exclusive. It’s … Continue reading Asshole
Millennials are Garbage
So, millennials, huh? What went wrong there? And golly, Enid, those flappers sure were a real menace, what with their reefer and jazz music and sex in motorcars. And then with the beatniks! And don't get me started on those dirty hippies! Punks! The world is going to hell in a handbasket! Hmmm, now that … Continue reading Millennials are Garbage
Internet Quiz
Hey guys! I've been seeing these numbered quizzes floating around online for a while where people reblog and answer some of them, or ask the poster to answer certain numbers, or some shit. So, I thought I'd write one of my own to fit in with what the youngsters are doing with themselves these days. … Continue reading Internet Quiz
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