Asshole

When you find yourself saying that people need to get a sense of humor, or are too easily offended these days, you are probably an asshole.

This doesn’t mean you’re wrong: they probably are easily offended and do need to get a sense of humor. And you’re an asshole. These are not mutually exclusive.

It’s fine. I’ve spent most of my life as an asshole. It’s been fun.

Just don’t be surprised and get all cunty when people treat you like the asshole you are. You are not owed laughter for your shitty jokes, nor agreement with your shitty opinions.

If you find this upsetting, you are the snowflake.