One of my youngster relatives is a DJ in some kind of raver collective in British Columbia (or EMF or some shit; whatever they're calling it these days). They often post photo albums of their events to facebook, and I have to admit to perusing them. What can I say? Pictures of stoned youngsters in … Continue reading Ravers With the Rabies and the Scabies and the Flu
Author: musevassal
Moat
I almost fell off a castle parapet into a moat late last night. No joke; it was really close. This pleases me on multiple levels. Whether the fall would have been fatal or not, at the moment when my foot went off the edge into the abyss, I wasn’t assuming a good result. Time slowed … Continue reading Moat
You know, if the United States could refrain from going full-on, white supremacist fascist, that would be really awesome. Thanks.
Sucking at Japanese
I have never been willing to suffer through sucking at things: either I was naturally talented at something, or I didn't do it. Growing up, this bullshit attitude was possible thanks to being blessed with more than my fair share of talents. However, due to laziness and an anxiety disorder, I developed too few of … Continue reading Sucking at Japanese
Morning Chaos
Going to take that first piss in the morning, brain still foggy with dreams. One of life's simple pleasures. Suddenly, my pee stream bisects; both streams are perfectly missing the toilet. Crisis! Must immediately decide whether to continue pissing on the floor with both streams, or to get one in the toilet, sending the other … Continue reading Morning Chaos
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