Author: musevassal

Moat

I almost fell off a castle parapet into a moat late last night. No joke; it was really close. This pleases me on multiple levels. Whether the fall would have been fatal or not, at the moment when my foot went off the edge into the abyss, I wasn’t assuming a good result. Time slowed … Continue reading Moat →

Sucking at Japanese

I have never been willing to suffer through sucking at things: either I was naturally talented at something, or I didn't do it. Growing up, this bullshit attitude was possible thanks to being blessed with more than my fair share of talents. However, due to laziness and an anxiety disorder, I developed too few of … Continue reading Sucking at Japanese →

Morning Chaos

Going to take that first piss in the morning, brain still foggy with dreams. One of life's simple pleasures. Suddenly, my pee stream bisects; both streams are perfectly missing the toilet. Crisis! Must immediately decide whether to continue pissing on the floor with both streams, or to get one in the toilet, sending the other … Continue reading Morning Chaos →