Author: musevassal

“White Men Built This Country!”

Well, not literally for the most part, but I take your point. They were the psychotic captains of industry who made it all happen. But, so what? Yeah, you’re a white man, but what the fuck do your ancestors’ achievements have to do with you? What the fuck have you built? (Besides an AR15 and … Continue reading “White Men Built This Country!” →

My New Spirit Anus

by Balls Malone While inspecting high definition photos of gorgeous, dead-eyed, Slavic women showing off their shaved anuses (it's so hard not to when online these days, isn't it?), I had a kind of out-of-body experience where it felt like I became this woman's anus in an emotional sense. My soul was now her anus … Continue reading My New Spirit Anus →

Aged

Is there anything that doesn't become bittersweet? Joyous times, shared with love and cherished companions; we think they'll last forever. We tell each other, “we'll come back again next time! I can't wait to do this again!” Perhaps we actually do so. For a time. But someday will be the last. And then it is … Continue reading Aged →

On Smartphones

I recently had an exchange with a close friend that condensed some nebulous feelings I've been having into annoyance acute enough to distill into this. Such is my process. My friend discovered that I don't have a smartphone. I never thought this was a big deal, but rather than treating the revelation with the same … Continue reading On Smartphones →

History Lesson, 2070

So, class, why is it that the United States turned to fascism when it did? Well, as funny and pathetic as it might sound, all it took for America to accept overt white supremacy and fascism was a relatively small drop in white people’s standard of living coinciding with racism no longer being considered humorous … Continue reading History Lesson, 2070 →