Contents read part one He starts the car. Revs the engine up, so that its torque rocks the car on its performance suspension. This excites the woman in the passenger seat. He drops the clutch and spins donuts in the lot, spraying gravel and dust. The woman squeals like a teenager. She screams like a … Continue reading Road Trip – part two
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Road Trip – part one
Contents The Gideons have left a Bible in the room. That and a bottle of whiskey get him through the first night. It is a rough night. It is a rough room. Full of old smells and stains. A white plastic ashtray had been placed next to the white plastic No Smoking sign screwed down … Continue reading Road Trip – part one
On Noah’s Ark
I have an itch to stick with this whole Noah's Arc thing, since the story had a lot to do with me repudiating Christianity at a fairly young age. Having never received any religious indoctrination from my parents or grandparents, either positive or negative, I suppose it could be said I had a pretty open … Continue reading On Noah’s Ark
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Noah’s Ark
read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Christ's Nadir on the Cross Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Abraham & Isaac So one day God was all like, “Yo, Noah, this shit is fuckin whack now. Imma flood this bitch out and kill all these trifling hos.” So, like, Noah was all, “Dooood, that … Continue reading Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Noah’s Ark
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Abraham & Isaac
read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Noah's Ark Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Christ's Nadir on the Cross So one day God creeps up on Abraham and is all like, “Yo, slut! Here I am! Guess what, bitch?” And Abraham was straight freaking, but he was still all like, “I don't know, … Continue reading Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Abraham & Isaac
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