Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part two

by Balls Malone contents read part one "Eat my ass, you dirty fuckin slut! Eat it! Lick it out, you fuckin hoor!" Lance Johnson yelled as he pulled his huge cock out of Hedda's sopping wet cunt and pounced to reverse position and squat on her face.Lance and Hedda were finishing up another of their … Continue reading Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part two

Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part one

by Balls Malone contents “Oh, baby! You know what I love about you, baby? I love the way you suck my cock. I love that almost as much as I love your cunt. And you know how much I love your cunt,” said Lance Johnson, his voice heavy with lust. “I don't... No, put him … Continue reading Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part one

Road Trip

by Balls Malone After about an hour of driving she had one of her episodes where she compulsively needed semen. Happy to oblige, I pulled over and she blew me. For all her enthusiasm, she was never very good at head. It was like she was attacking it; little animalistic grunts with manic, jerky motions. … Continue reading Road Trip

mantis

how to die With a beautiful woman in a luxury high-rise hotel room overlooking a metropolis. She gets me high. Bathes me. Pleasures me until there’s nothing left to be done. When we’re finished, when I can’t manage another act, and I’m lying inside her in a fog of post-coital delirium, she cuts my throat … Continue reading mantis

Sex Troubles

I am a bona fide expert at fucking up opportunities for sex. (Believe it or not, I have had them over the years.) Whatever I have going on, it must work for women in that initial attraction stage, because since high school I've very rarely been turned down when I've asked a woman out. At … Continue reading Sex Troubles

Beautiful Geniuses All

The “hooray for everyone,” loser cheerleading, self-esteem boosters of the interweb have been abusing our language with their, “everyone is beautiful and a genius in their own way” routine. It's downright Orwellian, and I, for one, think it's double-plus-ungood. Beauty may be subjective, but that still doesn't mean that everyone is beautiful. Some people are … Continue reading Beautiful Geniuses All