by Balls Malone contents “Oh, baby! You know what I love about you, baby? I love the way you suck my cock. I love that almost as much as I love your cunt. And you know how much I love your cunt,” said Lance Johnson, his voice heavy with lust. “I don't... No, put him … Continue reading Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part one
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Road Trip
by Balls Malone After about an hour of driving she had one of her episodes where she compulsively needed semen. Happy to oblige, I pulled over and she blew me. For all her enthusiasm, she was never very good at head. It was like she was attacking it; little animalistic grunts with manic, jerky motions. … Continue reading Road Trip
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Most people would think that shitting yourself while getting a blowjob on an expensive sofa is a bad thing. But, depending on whose wife and sofa it is, it can really be the icing on the cake. -Balls Malone
mantis
how to die With a beautiful woman in a luxury high-rise hotel room overlooking a metropolis. She gets me high. Bathes me. Pleasures me until there’s nothing left to be done. When we’re finished, when I can’t manage another act, and I’m lying inside her in a fog of post-coital delirium, she cuts my throat … Continue reading mantis
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Sex Troubles
I am a bona fide expert at fucking up opportunities for sex. (Believe it or not, I have had them over the years.) Whatever I have going on, it must work for women in that initial attraction stage, because since high school I've very rarely been turned down when I've asked a woman out. At … Continue reading Sex Troubles
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Beautiful Geniuses All
The “hooray for everyone,” loser cheerleading, self-esteem boosters of the interweb have been abusing our language with their, “everyone is beautiful and a genius in their own way” routine. It's downright Orwellian, and I, for one, think it's double-plus-ungood. Beauty may be subjective, but that still doesn't mean that everyone is beautiful. Some people are … Continue reading Beautiful Geniuses All
Hitchhiking
by Balls Malone She'd have been a very big woman even if she weren't fat, and she and Mr. Christie had definitely been around the block more than once. She lay there, like a manatee in a Walmart negligee and then slowly, teasingly, pulled her knees wide open. Her cunt was huge, shaved, and wet. … Continue reading Hitchhiking
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