Table of Contents - (spoilers) read part 67 “So, Otilla, what do you want?” Lady Hart asked Peep as they sat down together for a private breakfast. Peep was quite lucky that the Baroness preferred to rise late. The head maid, Sarah, had awoken Peep and Rebecca about an hour earlier, at about half-past nine. … Continue reading The Children of Stron – part 68
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The Children of Stron – part 34
Table of Contents (spoilers) read part 1 read part 33 The shock of the realization that she had been identified for a special purpose by an angel or spirit of the Stronian Holy Host lay heavy upon Peep. She sat silently between Father Nate and Choke as the villagers celebrated Amia and Nester’s wedding around … Continue reading The Children of Stron – part 34
The Children of Stron – part 33
Table of Contents (spoilers) read part 1 read part 32 It took Father Nate some time to collect himself after Peep’s terrifying baptism. Peep remained unconscious on the floor under the suspended Wheel altar. Thorn, Choke, Knuckle, Pinch, Amia, and Dugger sat in the pews and waited quietly for the Father’s guidance. “Well, then,” Father … Continue reading The Children of Stron – part 33
Poser Monotheists
Always keep in mind that, all their shit-talking about being monotheists aside, Catholics are polytheistic; with all their praying to God, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost, and the Virgin Mary, and the various patron saints of getting diddled by priests.
On Noah’s Ark
I have an itch to stick with this whole Noah's Arc thing, since the story had a lot to do with me repudiating Christianity at a fairly young age. Having never received any religious indoctrination from my parents or grandparents, either positive or negative, I suppose it could be said I had a pretty open … Continue reading On Noah’s Ark
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Noah’s Ark
read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Christ's Nadir on the Cross Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Abraham & Isaac So one day God was all like, “Yo, Noah, this shit is fuckin whack now. Imma flood this bitch out and kill all these trifling hos.” So, like, Noah was all, “Dooood, that … Continue reading Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Noah’s Ark
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Christ’s Nadir on the Cross
So, Jesus was all like, "Oh my God! Why you doing me dirty like this?" And God was all like, "Whatever." read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Noah's Ark Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Abraham & Isaac
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Abraham & Isaac
read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Noah's Ark Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Christ's Nadir on the Cross So one day God creeps up on Abraham and is all like, “Yo, slut! Here I am! Guess what, bitch?” And Abraham was straight freaking, but he was still all like, “I don't know, … Continue reading Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Abraham & Isaac
God and the Illuminati
I think people invent conspiracy theories for the same reasons that others cling to religion; they are just coming at it from an slightly different position. The religious believe there's this big Daddy in the sky who has everything under control; there is a plan and we all have our part to play. Comforting, so … Continue reading God and the Illuminati
Muse Vassal 