You know when you have some cereal and leave the bowl and spoon in the sink without rinsing them off? Then, later on you decide to have a second bowl and you don't want to go through more dishes, so you just rinse the bowl and spoon off quickly. But there's that ring of hardened … Continue reading Cereal Seconds
So, a while back there was some kind of “scandal” in which a starlet’s racy nudes got hacked off her phone and released to the general public. The particulars of this do not matter, but in defence of herself, the actress said something that I felt the need to respond to. Such is my process.To … Continue reading A PSA For the Youngsters
“I need you to prove to me that you're not like all the others,” she said, staring deeply into his eyes. He thought about it for a while and then he did. He walked away from her and never once looked back.
(The following is a rant I wrote years ago that I happened to stumble on today. It being Valentine's Day, I thought I may as well polish it up and then post it. Now, please keep in mind that I haven't lived in North America for many years, so my thoughts on this holiday may … Continue reading Be My Valentine
I know it's fun to complain and avoid taking responsibility for your decisions, but maybe some people could think about changing up their romantic selection process. You don't always have to shop in the “Whores” and “Assholes” section. (“Yeah, but, Whores and Assholes is the only place that has the styles I need.”)It's like a … Continue reading Customer Dissatisfaction
Back in the day, I worked as a pump jockey in a 24 hour full-service gas station. I worked with a pair of brothers who lived together for years in an odd and vaguely incestuous way. I became pretty close friends with the younger of the two, Travis. Eventually, the elder of the two, Marley, … Continue reading Cunt
I am a bona fide expert at fucking up opportunities for sex. (Believe it or not, I have had them over the years.) Whatever I have going on, it must work for women in that initial attraction stage, because since high school I've very rarely been turned down when I've asked a woman out. At … Continue reading Sex Troubles