Most people would think that shitting yourself while getting a blowjob on an expensive sofa is a bad thing. But, depending on whose wife and sofa it is, it can really be the icing on the cake.
In the bathroom cubicle of life, it’s sometimes tough to know what side of the gloryhole you’re on.
There are very few problems in life that can’t be solved by a nice, well executed murder. Or two.
“Sometimes I’ll get a whole finger up my ass before I realize what I’m doing. Then I’m like: Goddamnit, this dollar store doesn’t even have a bathroom.”