I want you to picture Hitler. Now think about Eva Braun. Now imagine him eating her pussy. Look real close: he's getting right in there, sliding his tongue up into her, his mustache mingling with her wicked bush.I don't have any reason to ask you to imagine this thing. I just felt like putting the … Continue reading The Power of the Written Word
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Temporal Onanism
It is depressing to me that I have yet to be visited and given a blowjob by my future self. This means one of two things: either time travel does not get invented in my lifetime, or future me is a selfish asshole. The act of giving oral sex is very much like other gift … Continue reading Temporal Onanism
Muse Vassal 