With cats being so persnickety about everything, why can’t they put their goddamned hairballs in their litterbox like everything else? #morningpresent
Cats are the only creatures that can relax aggressively.
Like most things in life, prison really wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the social aspects.
Brevity is the soul of wit? Fuck that.
In my particular demographic, not getting a tattoo is really the ultimate counterculture expression.
Is there a method to my madness, or is my method madness? A question for future sleepless nights ruminating in hindsight.
You know, if the United States could refrain from going full-on, white supremacist fascist, that would be really awesome. Thanks.