I have an itch to stick with this whole Noah's Arc thing, since the story had a lot to do with me repudiating Christianity at a fairly young age. Having never received any religious indoctrination from my parents or grandparents, either positive or negative, I suppose it could be said I had a pretty open … Continue reading On Noah’s Ark
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Noah’s Ark
read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Christ's Nadir on the Cross Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Abraham & Isaac So one day God was all like, “Yo, Noah, this shit is fuckin whack now. Imma flood this bitch out and kill all these trifling hos.” So, like, Noah was all, “Dooood, that … Continue reading Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Noah’s Ark
Fleecing Weeaboos: The New Art of the Samurai
I was watching NHK World News a while back and came across a pretty sweet nugget. NHK is basically Japan's CBC, but with the suck turned way down. Their World News cable network is pretty good. They run through the same stories for ten or fifteen minutes on the hour, with full news broadcasts at … Continue reading Fleecing Weeaboos: The New Art of the Samurai
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Christ’s Nadir on the Cross
So, Jesus was all like, "Oh my God! Why you doing me dirty like this?" And God was all like, "Whatever." read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Noah's Ark Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Abraham & Isaac
Covid Work Diaries
So I'm having a zoom English lesson today. Me in a room by myself at a laptop. Somewhere around eight or nine kids, between the ages of two and seven, in three separate households are participating in this thing. Forty minutes, I have to fill. So this is my life now. Okay. Let's get it … Continue reading Covid Work Diaries
Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Abraham & Isaac
read also: Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Noah's Ark Bible Stories For Today's Youth - Christ's Nadir on the Cross So one day God creeps up on Abraham and is all like, “Yo, slut! Here I am! Guess what, bitch?” And Abraham was straight freaking, but he was still all like, “I don't know, … Continue reading Bible Stories For Today’s Youth – Abraham & Isaac
Boy, the so-called first world certainly doesn't seem to be capable of coping with the fairly routine reality of "sometimes shit goes wrong and people die" that the rest of the world live on a daily basis. Just saying.
If Trump isn't careful they're not going to be able to put him on the dollar bill until his fourth term in office.
Career
When people tell you that you should turn what you love into your job, I would be really careful about following that advice. I'm not saying don't do it. I'm saying to have a look at the practicalities and make an informed decision. If you love fine art and painting, this does not mean you … Continue reading Career
Yum Yum
I have an inner disco daddy. His name is Yum Yum. Yum Yum gets down in the club with grooves so funky that people get high just from breathing near him. Who's the cool cat that all the young gay boys want to get penetrated by? Yum Yum! Behold Yum Yum, striding long, his plush … Continue reading Yum Yum
Muse Vassal 