Women’s Better Living Through Chemistry

Hey ladies! Did you know that so many of your marital woes can be solved by a daily application of any over the counter douche? It's true! But it's not like you think.You see, back in day some intrepid female chemists working for a major chemical company came up with an ingenious solution for the … Continue reading Women’s Better Living Through Chemistry

Star Wars Fan Fiction

It was not long after Senator Palpatine declared himself Emperor that he took his revenge on Jar Jar Binks. It was but a simple matter to force persuade Jar Jar into performing the most degrading acts imaginable on him right in the senate for all to see. What better to way to end democracy in … Continue reading Star Wars Fan Fiction

Companion

Do you remember when you were little, there was that place you were afraid of? A crawlspace in your house, or under the basement stairs. Or perhaps in the back yard or the woods nearby; a little nook under some bushes that only a child could reach. You were afraid of that place, and you … Continue reading Companion

Hedda and Lance: a Love Story – part five

by Balls Malone contents read part four Hedda was sitting down to another of her lunch dates with Rupert Cornelius, acclaimed glamour and fashion photographer. They were seated in the patio of Maurice’s Grill, under the pleasant shade of palm fronds swaying overhead in the warm breeze.Hedda was very pleased. Maurice’s Grill was just about … Continue reading Hedda and Lance: a Love Story – part five

Hedda and Lance: a Love Story – part four

by Balls Malone contents read part three In the club still. The Purple Onion. Hedda was dancing with Lance and fellow model, Ariana. Rupert Cornelius, acclaimed glamour and fashion photographer, was hanging back in the cut taking pictures with his phone, watching them get frisky. After some time, all four of them were together in … Continue reading Hedda and Lance: a Love Story – part four

Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part three

by Balls Malone contents  read part two Hedda eased back into the Mercedes' well-worn, custom leather front passenger seat and let the warm, night sea air bathe her through the open window. The joint she had just shared with the car's other two occupants was sitting marvelously with the light dinner she had allowed herself. … Continue reading Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part three

Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part two

by Balls Malone contents read part one "Eat my ass, you dirty fuckin slut! Eat it! Lick it out, you fuckin hoor!" Lance Johnson yelled as he pulled his huge cock out of Hedda's sopping wet cunt and pounced to reverse position and squat on her face.Lance and Hedda were finishing up another of their … Continue reading Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part two

Lady in Red

There is a lady in the place when I stop in near closing time. She has red leather pants and a bad attitude. Which one led to the other, I wonder? There’s no way they’re not connected. A chicken and the egg scenario I’m determined to get to the bottom of. Leather pants. Man. What … Continue reading Lady in Red

Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part one

by Balls Malone contents “Oh, baby! You know what I love about you, baby? I love the way you suck my cock. I love that almost as much as I love your cunt. And you know how much I love your cunt,” said Lance Johnson, his voice heavy with lust. “I don't... No, put him … Continue reading Hedda & Lance: a Love Story – part one

A Touch of Class

by Balls Malone Classy Man is sitting enjoying a scotch on his sumptuous white leather sofa. He takes a sip and smiles at us. Some light jazz starts playing. “You know, there's nothing like a touch of smooth jazz to really loosen me up.” Xylophone enters the musical arrangement. Classy Man closes his eyes and … Continue reading A Touch of Class