Balls Malone is the alias of an unpleasant rascal from my past. Out of a feeling of obligation (along with a morbid curiosity about what he might come up with), I have decided to allow him a space here on my site for his writing and ramblings.
In no way do I endorse or approve of whatever content he might see fit to supply.
As well, consider this a blanket trigger warning for said content. What triggers, you might ask? Just play it safe and go with all of them.
Finally, my decision to include Balls Malone in my creative endeavors here is in no way the result of blackmail. He has nothing on me, I swear!