Like most things in life, prison really wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the social aspects.
GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format, so why is it supposed to be pronounce “jif?” Because tech people are lame individuals who need to feel superior to those who lack their inside knowledge.
There’s a finite amount of time that getting high and playing video games is the answer to life’s big questions. But it sure was sweet while it lasted.
I suppose if I was emotionally healthy I’d be off somewhere frolicking in a sprinkler, or some fucking thing.
Brevity is the soul of wit? Fuck that.
If you deal in absolutes, you are going to have to betray one sooner or later.
Alcohol isn’t a social lubricant; drunks just think it is. Then they give non-drinkers the conversational equivalent of a spit-lubed ass fuck.