Is getting offended about people being offended a satirical critique of the blurring of the subject/object lines in our social media worlds, or are some people just unconscious dickheads with no capacity for self-reflection?
I’ll know I’ve been living in Asia for too long once I start taking pictures of my food.
Like most things in life, prison really wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the social aspects.
GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format, so why is it supposed to be pronounce “jif?” Because tech people are lame individuals who need to feel superior to those who lack their inside knowledge.
There’s a finite amount of time that getting high and playing video games is the answer to life’s big questions. But it sure was sweet while it lasted.
I suppose if I was emotionally healthy I’d be off somewhere frolicking in a sprinkler, or some fucking thing.
Brevity is the soul of wit? Fuck that.